What did you do?

Recently I went away on a romantic weekend with my husband. We badly needed some time together as he had just finished working 80+ hours a week during the Tax Season. We decided to take a short road trip to Duluth, MN. We got a couple of recommendations on places to stay and eat, and things to do.



So when I got back to work on Monday morning, my coworkers wanted to know what we "did". I couldn't tell them what we actually did because it wasn't work appropriate. So my answer was "We just hung out, and relaxed." This was not a sufficient answer and I was pressed for more details. I sort of laughed and said, "No really, we just relaxed. We took a weekend away, just the two of us. It was nice". The response was looks of irritation and disapointment. As if the report of my weekend was going to get them out of a case of the MUN-days.

But, just to prove that we actually did stuff in Duluth, I am providing a top ten list of things we did over the weekend. Had I not engaged my verbal filter, my coworkers would have learned that:

1. We had sex... Quick "let's just do it" sex and slow "let's take our time" sex.
2. We drank a lot of alcohol and ate some tasty foods.
3. We had sex.
4. We played cards (rummy, speed, crazy 8's) and a board game called "Let's F*ck".
5. We had sex.
6. We visited the zoo.
7. We got kicked out of a bar (okay, just I got kicked out, but he gathered my belongings for me)
8. We had sex.
9. We played shuffleboard!!!
10. We had sex!

Now really... would that have made those pesky coworkers happy???